2. Thank the Lord's grace for a miracle in physics that I actually thought the paper was doable.
3. It's almost over!
8 down 2 to go
<3 Alexis
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LiLing Alexis [noun] -- |
| A human transformer (Robot in disguise) |
Man #1: It's been a special day. You got a raise, and his girlfriend just started the menstrual cycle.
Man #2: What's the menstrual cycle?
Man #3: You don't know? That's when, you know... the earth revolves around the sun.
Man #2: Ohhhh. I knew that.
--Richmond Avenue, Staten Island
Man to friend: The problem with getting too buff is that people start to think that you're gay.
--Starbucks
(i think this one applies to jonchan and calvin lol)
Disgruntled subway conductor: Listen up, y'all! This train needs to move! Do not try to hold open the doors! Do not run at closing doors! Do not stick anything in the doors! That includes arms, legs, obnoxiously expensive purses, children, animals, whatever! Let's go!
--1 Train
Girl #1: So he sent me a message on MySpace that said: "Hey, a few friends and I have a place at the beach, you should bring some of your friends down so we can get you drunk and take advantage of you." But he said it in such a nice way, you know...
Girls #2: Yeah, I don't think there's like a mean bone in his body, so he can say stuff like that, and it's totally funny.
Girl #3: I wish my boyfriend was that cool, he gets mad at me because every time we have a fight I go out and get drunk with my friends. He thinks I'm going to get completely wasted and sleep with some random guy or something. It's so annoying.
--Penn Station