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Alexis
19 November 2009 @ 10:55 pm
First Things First  
1. I woke up to a large cockroach in my room to which I had to enlist my sister' help to wage war on it with the mighty power of BAYGON. DIE YOU INFIDEL!

2. Thank the Lord's grace for a miracle in physics that I actually thought the paper was doable.

3. It's almost over!

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Alexis
19 November 2009 @ 09:13 am
Forever  
i can't believe i actually had nightmares about some papers, talk about drama

God give me strength for the last few papers
Amen

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Alexis
18 November 2009 @ 10:15 pm
Glorified  


God will have angels on the plane to rewrite our papers so us so we have nothing to worry about:)

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Alexis
17 November 2009 @ 09:01 pm
You Are For Me  
I stand here poised with a pen to throw and a entry proof to deflect.

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Alexis
16 November 2009 @ 02:50 pm
Cloud Of Unknowing  
It follows us wherever we go, making nonsense of our attempts at navigation

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I'm almost there:)

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Alexis
15 November 2009 @ 05:11 pm
He Shall Reign Forever  
We look to Yahweh Yahweh
Forever Yahweh Yahweh

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Alexis
13 November 2009 @ 04:06 pm
no more maths no more maths no more maths no more maths no more maths no more maths no more maths  
Today, my precal class was having a test on graphing functions. Thirteen minutes into the test a kid shouted out, "Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function." This earned the kid extra credit and the math department now has new t-shirts. MLIA

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Alexis
11 November 2009 @ 10:44 pm
MLIA  
Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl. MLIA

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Alexis
11 November 2009 @ 10:24 pm
ARBITRARY  

i saw the word arbitrary in the GP paper today and promptly had a fit of giggles
0831 all of you out there know why *wink
i can't find the post where i recorded all our gp vocab though oh wells

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Alexis
10 November 2009 @ 08:35 pm
Chu  
40 years ago, Elmo was born:) (thank goodness for the influx of cuteness)

today God came through for me with a miracle, which was kick ass awesome

God is great, and his praise
Fills the earth fills the heaven
And your name will be praised through all the world
God is great, sing his praise
All the earth all the heavens
Cause we're living for the glory of your name

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Alexis
07 November 2009 @ 06:43 pm
 
On the same day I found out that Jonghyun has swine flu and has totally recovered already from allkpop

shows how much time A levels is taking form my life :(

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Alexis
28 October 2009 @ 10:40 pm
I Call You Butterfly  
NICK BASS CHOREOGRAPHS FOR SHINEE AND SUPER JUNIOR!

*faints

edit: Callie has informed me that Kenny Wormald does too

*faints again

now I know why I love their dances so much

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Alexis
25 October 2009 @ 04:39 pm
Everything Is Different  
i had a revelation the other day
the AEP shirt says walking masterpiece on the back
and so we are

walking masterpieces of God

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Alexis
23 October 2009 @ 09:23 pm
Lala Land  

LiLing Alexis [noun] --
 
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)


LOL this is interesting

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Alexis
15 October 2009 @ 08:37 pm
Left My Fear By The Side Of The Road  

all I need is you Lord

help me to remember that

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Alexis
04 October 2009 @ 09:48 pm
Overheard In New York  


Man #1: It's been a special day. You got a raise, and his girlfriend just started the menstrual cycle.
Man #2: What's the menstrual cycle?
Man #3: You don't know? That's when, you know... the earth revolves around the sun.
Man #2: Ohhhh. I knew that.

--Richmond Avenue, Staten Island

Man to friend: The problem with getting too buff is that people start to think that you're gay.

--Starbucks
(i think this one applies to jonchan and calvin lol)

Disgruntled subway conductor: Listen up, y'all! This train needs to move! Do not try to hold open the doors! Do not run at closing doors! Do not stick anything in the doors! That includes arms, legs, obnoxiously expensive purses, children, animals, whatever! Let's go!

--1 Train

Girl #1: So he sent me a message on MySpace that said: "Hey, a few friends and I have a place at the beach, you should bring some of your friends down so we can get you drunk and take advantage of you." But he said it in such a nice way, you know...
Girls #2: Yeah, I don't think there's like a mean bone in his body, so he can say stuff like that, and it's totally funny.
Girl #3: I wish my boyfriend was that cool, he gets mad at me because every time we have a fight I go out and get drunk with my friends. He thinks I'm going to get completely wasted and sleep with some random guy or something. It's so annoying.

--Penn Station

 


 

 
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Alexis
22 September 2009 @ 07:53 pm
Here We Go Again  

"Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!"
- Ricky Gervais

major LOL

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Alexis
12 September 2009 @ 09:07 pm
It's Been A Long Time Coming Down This Road  
i wish i was a mutant pyrokinetic like Pyro from x-men so that i could burn up all my papers and books and make a huge bonfire with all the flammable material

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Alexis
12 September 2009 @ 12:10 pm
I'm not a supermodel, I still eat MacDonald's  

studying has been about 60% productive
which sucks because it's probably not enough

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me
Philippians 4:13



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Alexis
01 September 2009 @ 08:00 pm
Faith And Desire  



i miss you guys

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